Today when I was at work I had to pee really really bad. I have this horrible work habit. When I feel the urge to pee, I just don't leave and go to the bathroom. I say to myself "let me finish this first, and then I'll go". But I won't stop there. I'll move on to another task and won't permit myself to pee until I finish that task. Anyway, I mention this because it is essential to the story, not just sharing my urination process.
By the time I permit myself to go today, I have to pee sooo bad that I run into the stall and I can't waste any time putting toilet paper down on the seat...I decide to squat.
Well, all of the sudden, with absolutely NO warning I have to poop. I mean, no "quakage" in the tummy, no flatulence, no message at all that would give my brain warning that this is about to occur.
In a flash I have to decide: do I poop while squatting over the toilet OR do I allow my butt to touch an unprotected seat? Seriously, I had no time at all to decide. That's just a shitty decision to had to make.
What would you do?
Just Thinking Out Loud